The offspring of riches: Pride, vanity, ostentation, arrogance, tyranny

The two most important days in your life are the day you are born and the day you find out why.

If you tell the truth, you don't have to remember anything.

Never regret anything that made you smile.

All you need in this life is ignorance and confidence, and then success is sure.

Never argue with stupid people, they will drag you down to their level and then beat you with experience.

Life is short, Break the Rules. Forgive quickly, Kiss slowly. Love truly. Laugh uncontrollably And never regret ANYTHING That makes you smile.

Keep away from people who try to belittle your ambitions. Small people always do that, but the really great make you feel that you, too, can become great.

Politicians and diapers must be changed often, and for the same reason.

Kindness is the language which the deaf can hear and the blind can see.

If you don't read the newspaper, you're uninformed. If you read the newspaper, you're mis-informed.

When we are allowed two seconds of freedom, be prepared for me to tear your clothes off.""That sounds like a perfect plan.

My mistakes are usually so enjoyable that I tend torepeat them.

Distrust all those who love you extremely upon a very slight acquaintance and without any viable reason.

Perseverance is not a long race it is many short races one after another.

Healing cannot be done by settling a score.

Bottom is bottom, even if it is turned upside down.

[We should] suspend our belief of every tale that deviates from the laws of nature and the character of man.

Why does a suppurating lung give so little warning and a sore on the finger so much?

Worrying is as futile as boredom, but harder work.

But what I really am interested in is not the end of the world but everything which precedes it.