The old forms of entertainment are not extinct. Live performances are the pinnacle. If you can something that people want to see live, then you have a great career.

My idea of superwoman is someone who scrubs her own floors.

If only I'd known my differentness would be an asset, then my earlier life would have been much easier.

I firmly believe that with the right footwear one can rule the world.

I have my standards. They're low, but I have them.

Group conformity scares the pants off me because it's so often a prelude to cruelty towards anyone who doesn't want to - or can't - join the Big Parade.

After thirty, a body has a mind of its own.

Cherish forever what makes you unique, 'cuz you're really a yawn if it goes.

If you can accept your differentness and learn to love it and encourage it, then you can be someone wonderful.

Cats always seem so very wise, when staring with their half-closed eyes. Can they be thinking, I'll be nice, and maybe she will feed me twice?

People are not the best because they work hard. They work hard because they are the best.

Within the immense ocean of galaxies and stars we are in a remote corner

It seems to me that really crazy people don't think they're crazy. Why would you?

If you're conscious you must be depressed, or at least cynical.

You can always judge a man by what he eats, and therefore a country in which there is no free lunch is no longer a free country.

The worst kind of job to have is a job with lots of responsibility and very little power.

I have always regarded historical fiction and fantasy as sisters under the skin, two genres separated at birth.

There isn't a single one of us who hasn't harvested either the positive or negative effects of a simple choice of behavior.

It’s one of the most enjoyable experiences. To me, it’s theater. Immediate reaction, the second it’s done. I get to be in my living room with you, trolling my own show.

Harpo, she's a lovely person. She deserves a good husband. Marry her before she finds one.

We must come together with one heart, one mind, one love and one determination.