The old problems - love, money, security, status, health, etc. - are still here to plague us or please us.

My whole act is confession.

As much experience, education and awareness as one can attain is important for a comedian.

The most memorable performance was my appearance in concert in Carnegie Hall. The first standup to do so.

The Steve Allen Sunday night show had the right to two options after my first performance.

Unquestionably, standup comedy is and has always been an art form.

We teach reading, writing and math by [having students do] them. But we teach democracy by lecture.

A hotel is a place that keeps the manufacturers of 25-watt bulbs in business.

I am careful with my material and presentation.

I was an actor before becoming a comedian.

I developed several comedy phone calls.

To be God's people, to love Him fervently with whole hearts, is our sole desire.

Love is patient. Love is kind. It bears all things. Love never fails. Love is as strong as death.

Rejoice as summer should...chase away sorrows by living.

I believe photography is a tool to express our positive assessment of the world. A tool to acquire ultimate happiness and belief.

Hopefully, my teammates will say that I was important and that I gave it everything and I didn't leave anything to chance my whole career. To be mentioned as Hall-worthy is a great thing.

Abilities wither under faultfinding, blossom with encouragement.

You won't kiss me for diamonds," he said, his voice slightly raspy, "but you will for chocolates?" Poppy nodded.

The auspiciousness of any situation is how it brings us closer to Krishna

As a manager, you are important sometimes, and you make mistakes, but the most important people are your staff and your players. Never call me 'the special one!'

If AIG had tried to unwind their derivatives books. I don't know. It would have hit every institution in the world.