The older I get, the less time I want to spend with the part of the human race that didn't marry me.

Enjoy the little things, for one day you may look back and realize they were the big things.

Cherish the friend who tells you a harsh truth, wanting ten times more to tell you a loving lie.

You can spend too much time wondering which of identical twins is the more alike.

What greater blessing to give thanks for at a family gathering than the family and the gathering.

Ever wonder what crime you committed that you are confined to a small enclosure above your sinuses, under permanent skull arrest?

If minutes were kept of a family gathering, they would show that "Members not Present" and "Subjects Discussed" were one and the same.

It finally happened. I got the GPS lady so confused, she said, "In one-quarter mile, make a legal stop and ask directions.

For the most part, we carnivores do not eat other carnivores. We prefer to eat our vegetarian friends.

On a windswept hill by a billowing sea, my destiny sits and waits for me.

It is not that love is blind. It is that love sees with a painter's eye, finding the essence that renders all else background.

We learn to create

Musical innovation is full of danger to the State, for when modes of music change, the fundamental laws of the State always change with them.

Be an artist, see the beauty not only with your eyes but also with your heart.

It's one of my inventions-a shampoo, " Athena explained. "Anyway, I didn't know it would do"-she gestured toward the snakes-"that.

Try to negotiate with yourself for success.

The glittering generalities of the speaker have left an impression more delightful than permanent.

Their guilt made me eloquent because I was not its victim.

In reality, people are who they are and they'll never really change.

On stage is the only place where I really know what I'm doing.

I think it's more interesting if you go all the way with the world you have, and really look at it, and push it to an even more extreme extreme.