The older you get, the better you realize you were.

Have you ever noticed that anybody driving slower than you is an idiot, and anyone going faster than you is a maniac?

I was thinking about how people seem to read the Bible a whole lot more as they get older; then it dawned on me . . they’re cramming for their final exam.

I thought about how mothers feed their babies with tiny little spoons and forks so I wondered, what do Chinese mothers use? Toothpicks?

Never underestimate the power of stupid people in large groups.

Some people have no idea what they're doing, and a lot of them are really good at it.

All the media and the politicians ever talk about is things that separate us, things that make us different from one another

Don’t just teach your children to read… Teach them to question what they read. Teach them to question everything.

In America, anyone can become president. That's the problem.

Those who dance are considered insane by those who cannot hear the music.

There is a planet named Pluto, but we don't have one named Goofy. Goofy would be a good name for this planet. It certainly qualifies.

Because when you cared about people, you handed them a little piece of your heart, and with those hands, they had the power to cause pain.

In the village, a sage should go about Like a bee, which, not harmingFlower, colour or scent, Flies off with the nectar.

A man who grows that much hair,' critics were fond of saying, 'must have a lot to hide.

Especially as an artist who has been signed to one of the majors throughout my last ten years, you don't always get to write your own music.

The time has come to listen to the frightened moans of our fellow brothers and sisters and indeed the earth itself is in pain.

If I say that God is good, that is not true. God is not good. I am good, and if I say that God is wise, that is not true. I am wiser than he is.

If you are extremely generous, greed will run away.

Rhetorically, President Obama is a champion of bipartisanship. In practice, though, he is almost always its enemy.

Your friends are really an extension of your vision of the world. It's kind of a physical manifestation of how you feel. Like your soul.

My darling girl, when are you going to understand that "normal" isn't a virtue? It rather denotes a lack of courage.