The older you get, the more important it is to not act your age.

Instead of past, present and future, I'd prefer chocolate, vanilla, and strawberry.

To be sure of hitting the target, shoot first, and call whatever you hit the target

Be kind to unkind people. They need it the most.

Please don't lie to me,unless,you're sure I'll never find out the truth.

The greatest obstacle to discovering the truth is being convinced that you already know it.

I want either less corruption, or more chance to participate in it.

I too have known joy and sadness, and, on the whole, I prefer joy.

I'll give up my bad habits as soon as equally satisfying good habits become available.

I may not be perfect, but parts of me are excellent.

Keep some souvenirs of your past, or how will you ever prove it wasn't all a dream?

Benvolio: What sadness lengthens Romeo's hours?Romeo: Not having that, which, having, makes them short.

Everything you read in the newspapers is absolutely true except for the rare story of which you happen to have firsthand knowledge.

The head of dullness, unlike the tail of the torpedo, loses nothing of the benumbing and lethargizing influence by reiterated discharges.

When I look at tricks, I look at Michael Vick.

I'm sure you're aware, with the time it takes to put these books together, everything can suddenly start coming out at once even though I wrote anything between one and five years ago.

I finally accepted Jesus. not as my personal savior, but as a man I intend to borrow money from.

Earth sounds my wisdom, and high heaven my fame.

The more you close the doors, the less free your ideas can come, and they come from up here and come through you.

I much prefer the company of the crew, the sort of 'blue-collar working person.' I much more have that sensibility than what the public perceives as what a typical actor would have.

The last days are not for the faint of heart or the spiritually out of shape.