The older you get, the more you learn to see what you've been taught to see. When you're a kid, you see what's there.

The early bird gets the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese

You can't have everything. Where would you put it?

To steal ideas from one person is plagiarism; to steal from many is research.

If toast always lands butter-side down, and cats always land on their feet, what happens if you strap toast on the back of a cat and drop it?

I couldn't repair your brakes, so I made your horn louder.

A lot of people are afraid of heights. Not me, I'm afraid of widths.

If people from Poland are called Poles, why aren't people from Holland called Holes?

The other night I was lying in bed, looking up at the stars, and I wondered, 'Where the hell is my roof?

If a man says something in the woods and there are no women there, is he still wrong?

Right now I’m having amnesia and déjà vu at the same time. I think I’ve forgotten this before.

ولأنني رغم القبور..ورغم موت الأرضأرفض أن أموت

If you have attacked me, your children will pay for it.

Close to the Edge by Yes. Such a fun tune to play on bass.

We have too much legislating by clamor, by tumult, by pressure. Representative government ceases when outside influence of any kind is substituted for the judgment of the representative.

Whatever you think this is going to be like," she whispers, "it's going to be worse.

The average American never loses his sleep about affairs which relate to his society and to our whole country.

Even the good Homer is sometimes caught napping.

I love my body. I'm very much OK with it. I don't think artists are ever the ones who have the problem with their weight, it is other people.

Abortion is not the lesser of two evils. It is a crime. It is to throw someone out in order to save another.

I don't get tired. I get beat up. You keep chopping on a tree, you need to give the tree some rest so the chlorophyll will fill back up and the tree gets its energy back.