The one profession where you can gain great eminence without ever being right.

Labor never quits. We never give up the fight - no matter how tough the odds, no matter how long it takes.

Anybody who has doubts about the ingenuity or the resourcefulness of a plumber never got a bill from one.

Every piece of progressive social legislation passed by Congress in the 20th century bears a union label.

We heard from the abortionists and we heard from the people who looked like Jacks, acted like Jills and had the odors of Johns.

The most persistent threat to freedom, to the rights of Americans, is fear.

Economics was the only profession where a person could be considered an expert without having once been right.

It is impossible to bargain collectively with the government.

Darling, I'm so unutterably bored as to be a hazard

Indeed, he seemed utterly unaware of his effect on the boys around him.

Even if I had stayed she wouldn't have ever wanted me. She didn't want me for anything more than a summer fling. I was a way of moving on for her.

President Bush left for Canada today to attend a trade summit. Reportedly, the trade summit got off to an awkward start when the president pulled out his baseball cards.

would be better served by continuing to hold an ownership position in a pure-play sporting goods retailer rather than a retail conglomerate.

It's strange how interesting your dreams are, but when someone tries to tell you their dream you're just like "WHATEVER! Why don't you send me an e-mail so I can delete it?"

I write funny nonfiction adventure books about crazy, serious worlds.

Everybody has a mean streak in them, don't they?

There is no better taste than this: someone else’s laughter in your mouth.

It's weird to have to look at another co-worker and have a silent discussion - any discussion - about how you are going to touch their genitals or allow them to touch your genitals.