The one thing you share with every mortal is death.

Come on, say it again. I'm a perfect devil. Tell me how bad I am. It makes me feel so good!

Don't be a fool for the Devil, darling.

Claudia... you've been a very very naughty little girl.

Oh Lestat, you deserved everything that's ever happened to you. You better not die. You might actually go to hell.

I am the Vampire Lestat. I'm immortal more or less. The light of the sun, the sustained heat of an intense fire-these things might destroy me. But then again, they might not.

Nothing in all the world is so nonsensical and contradictory, save mortals, that is, who live in the grip of the superstitions of the past.

One moment the world is as it is. The next, it is something entirely different. Something it has never been before.

-You are on the verge of being truly mad. -No, not at all. Look at me. I can tie my shoelaces. See?

None of us really changes over time. We only become more fully what we are.

Give me a man or woman who has read a thousand books and you give me an interesting companion. Give me a man or woman who has read perhaps three and you give me a very dangerous enemy indeed.

We are all the same being. Union is the true reality of existence.

Youth lasts much longer than young people think.

When the stars fall into darkness, I will quietly shine for you.

The concept of Queen is to be regal and majestic. Glamour is part of us and we want to be dandy.

We herd sheep, we drive cattle, we lead people. Lead me, follow me, or get out of my way.

Discouragement tricks you into mentally or emotionally dwelling in the very place you want to leave.

You know you're a redneck if your home has wheels and your car doesn't.

The rule of the Morrell family was over, and Richard owned a used-car lot and Monica worked at a nail salon, until one day she got run over by a bus. Very sad.

It may take sixteen pounds of grain to make one pound of beef, but it also takes one hundred pounds of fish to make that one-pound of beef!

At any given moment, I open my eyes and exist. And before that, during all eternity, what was there? Nothing.