The one thing you've got to say about Columbia is that it has courses that are famous. It has alumni who come back and say it was the best thing they ever did.

I grew up in Minnesota.

Wait a minute! I'm not interested in agriculture. I want the military stuff. During a briefing military stuff in which officials began telling him about missile silos.

I grew up in Minnesota and everyone is so nice there. It is like Fargo. Everyone's so chipper and you make friends just grocery shopping. We kill each other with kindness.

I don't really necessarily think I'm a funny guy, but I like the opportunity to take on something that I don't feel I'm the best at doing.

I love everything Minnesota.

I'm never afraid to try something if I think it's funny. And I know I'll regret it if I don't.

Everyone should walk across the Brooklyn Bridge. I did it three days in a row because it was one of the most exhilarating experiences I've ever had. The view is breathtaking.

I'm a much better singer than actor, which doesn't really say a whole lot.

What I love doing is taking my dog for runs.

A dinner lubricates business.

The dead to the grave, the living to the loaf.

The only way I’d ever die of a broken heart, is if I slammed into something really hard

It's very easy to be judgmental until you know someone's truth.

My feet, they haul me Round the House, They hoist me up the Stairs; I only have to steer them, and They Ride me Everywheres.

He was the Grand Marshall of our Everyday Parade

I know how to rebuild a team. I know how to step in and work hard.

A great book begins with an idea; a great life, with a determination.

I taught Sandra Bullock when no one knew who she was. I talked her out of quitting. I put her in a showcase.

Love is mental illness going in and mental illness coming out. In between, you do a lot of laundry.

I believe God put that itchy spot on our backs just exactly where we can't reach it in order to encourage us be nice to each other.