The one wholly true thought one can hold about the past is that it is not here. To think about it at all is therefore to think about illusions.

Worrying is using your imagination to create something you don't want.

The greatest gift you can ever give another person is your own happiness

The image of where you are going has to be more dominant than the image of where you are.

The greatest irony in the world is that you are so blessed and don't know it.

Stop telling it like it is and start telling it like you WANT it to be!

An answer to a question no one asked is a wasted answer.

Look forward to where you want to be and spend no time complaining about where you are.

The certain pathway to all things that you want is through the corridor of joy.

A happy life is just a string of happy moments. But most people don't allow the happy moment, because they're so busy trying to get a happy life.

The main event has never been the manifestation; the main event has always been the way you feel moment by moment, because that's what life is.

Face it―nobody cares.But so what? Their apathy doesn't diminish your worth. Learn from it. Make it your job to care for those around you so that they don't feel like nobody cares.

Like many men addicted to sports, Clive Sr. was also a religious man.

My weird thing is, I only tan my legs. My whole body's covered in the shade, and I tan my legs.

No severity of punishment deters when detection is uncertain, as it always must be.

It's really difficult trying to find the line where you don't piss anybody off.

Commonplaces are the tramways of intellectual transportation.

Glory and gore go hand in hand.

The most interesting thing about a postage stamp is the persistence with which it sticks to its job.

You know, when you have a father who's pretty well known but you don't see him, the last thing you want to do is start talking about him all the time to people.

A man becomes what he thinks about most of the time