The only certainties in life are death and taxes.

The two most important days in your life are the day you are born and the day you find out why.

If you tell the truth, you don't have to remember anything.

Never regret anything that made you smile.

All you need in this life is ignorance and confidence, and then success is sure.

Never argue with stupid people, they will drag you down to their level and then beat you with experience.

Life is short, Break the Rules. Forgive quickly, Kiss slowly. Love truly. Laugh uncontrollably And never regret ANYTHING That makes you smile.

Keep away from people who try to belittle your ambitions. Small people always do that, but the really great make you feel that you, too, can become great.

Politicians and diapers must be changed often, and for the same reason.

Kindness is the language which the deaf can hear and the blind can see.

If you don't read the newspaper, you're uninformed. If you read the newspaper, you're mis-informed.

The sea, once it casts its spell, holds one in its net of wonder forever.

I think every cute girl is told to move to L.A. someday. So I do like the drive over from my house to the studio.

I don't believe so much in the value of a single picture anymore. I don't really photograph for the wall.

My nephew's always crying. I'm like, 'Dude, why are you crying? Your life is great. All you do is eat apple sauce and take dumps. That's your day.

Opportunity today, prosperity tomorrow.

Man has the supreme knack of deceiving himself; the Englishman is supremest among men.

Develop your legitimate strangeness.

I just don't let that mentality be a part of my world.

Beekeeping is farming for intellectuals.

We call on all members of America's religious communities, as a testament of our common faith, to join Faithful Security, and to take action immediately to break faith with nuclear weapons.