The only city people are those born so.

One man's Poison Ivy is another Fellow's Spinach.

To insure peace of mind ignore the rules and regulations.

Anybody can win - unless there happens to be a second entry.

As the twig is bent the tree is inclined.

Scatter seeds of kindness.

Be it ever so humble, there's no place like Home when it comes to Wearing what you like.

Where ignorance is not bliss, get wise!

Life is a series of relapses and recoveries.

Nothing is improbable until it moves into the past tense.

If it were not for the presents, an elopement would be preferable.

The only wishes that will ever change you are the kind that may, at any moment, eat you whole.

But my humble opinion is, I'm not quite sure where I stand on the legalization of drugs - though, if tequila is legal, pot should probably be legal.

There is no art when one does something without intention.

When I write I pretend I'm telling a story to someone in the room and I don't want them to get up until I'm finished.

There are two classes of men; those who are content to yield to circumstances and who play whist; those who aim to control circumstances, and who play Chess

As important as it is to keep picking yourself up and brushing yourself off, it's also important to stop tripping over your own two feet.

I'm not saying I'm some high priestess. I do things, I'm sure, that are damaging, but it's certainly not on purpose.

Natural selection saw to it that professional heroes who at a crucial moment tended to ask themselves questions like 'What is my purpose in life?' very quickly lacked both.

When a company goes bankrupt, you as a company have absolutely no say whatsoever as to what happens.

Polygamy causes a lot of strife