The only creature on earth whose natural habitat is a zoo is the zookeeper.

Enjoy the little things, for one day you may look back and realize they were the big things.

Cherish the friend who tells you a harsh truth, wanting ten times more to tell you a loving lie.

You can spend too much time wondering which of identical twins is the more alike.

What greater blessing to give thanks for at a family gathering than the family and the gathering.

Ever wonder what crime you committed that you are confined to a small enclosure above your sinuses, under permanent skull arrest?

If minutes were kept of a family gathering, they would show that "Members not Present" and "Subjects Discussed" were one and the same.

It finally happened. I got the GPS lady so confused, she said, "In one-quarter mile, make a legal stop and ask directions.

For the most part, we carnivores do not eat other carnivores. We prefer to eat our vegetarian friends.

On a windswept hill by a billowing sea, my destiny sits and waits for me.

It is not that love is blind. It is that love sees with a painter's eye, finding the essence that renders all else background.

Our attitudes toward human relationships are those of supermarket shoppers: we want what is cheap and quick and easy

Most unintelligent or foolish people do not regard themselves as that

Keep your expectation with God only, not with Human.

No matter how good you are, you're going to lose one-third of your games. No matter how bad you are you're going to win one-third of your games. It's the other third that makes the difference.

Some people handle the truth carelessly Others never touch it at all.

My goal is to embrace the people, the 'natural resources' of Israel, and to build businesses with the creative Israelis.

In Minnesota it's so cold some nights you have to wear two condoms.

At the heart of personality is the need to feel a sense of being lovable without having to qualify for that acceptance.

Man is a prisoner who has no right to open the door of his prison and run away. . . . A man should wait, and not take his own life until God summons hiom.

The good watercolors take a lifetime - plus a half an hour.