The only creatures that are evolved enough to convey pure love are dogs and infants.

I think everybody's weird. We should all celebrate our individuality and not be embarrassed or ashamed of it.

if you love two people at the same time, choose the second. Because if you really loved the first one, you wouldn't have fallen for the second.

Not all treasure is silver and gold, mate

We don't always cry because we are weak, sometimes we cry because we have been strong, brave and courageous for way too long.

I'm having too much fun today to worry about tomorrow.

People cry, not because they're weak. It's because they've been strong for too long.

When kids hit one year old, it's like hanging out with a miniature drunk. You have to hold onto them. They bump into things. They laugh and cry. They urinate. They vomit.

If someone were to harm my family or a friend or somebody I love, I would eat them. I might end up in jail for 500 years, but I would eat them.

I was ecstatic they re-named 'French Fries' as 'Freedom Fries'. Grown men and women in positions of power in the U.S. government showing themselves as idiots.

There's a drive in me that won't allow me to do certain things that are easy.

I do not like to repeat successes I like to go on to other things.

My whole life changed after I drowned and died in the flood.

When I go to hell, I mean to carry a bribe: for look you, good gifts evermore make way for the worst persons.

I do think anger is so difficult for women. Girls think it undermines their femininity it's not very ladylike.

But when I'm done with the job I can take it off pretty easy, it's like a suit of clothes, put on something else.

When our fingers touch a crackle of electricity passes between us.

A good deed done to an animal is as meritorious as a good deed done to a human being, while an act of cruelty to an animal is a bad as an act of cruelty to a human being.

When even the scrupulously detached BBC is exhorting us to talk to God, you know something is going on.

It is wrong to expect a reward for your struggles. The reward is the act of struggle itself, not what you win.

But artistically, my art I kept very separate from my political beliefs, deliberately and very, very rarely would I allow that kind of thing into it.