The only difference between a cult and a religion is the amount of real estate they own.

A mind is like a parachute. It doesn't work if it is not open.

The universe consists of 5% protons, 5% neutrons, 5% electrons and 85% morons.

There are only two things to remember. Number one...Don't Stop, and number two...Keep Going!

The most important thing to do in your life is to not interfere with somebody else's life.

Power will be maintained by the groovy guy or gal who gets the most media coverage for his sleaze. Naturally, his friends in various businesses will do okay, too.

Republicans stand for raw, unbridled evil and greed and ignorance smothered in balloons and ribbons.

Without deviation from the norm, progress is not possible.

Republican is fine, if your a millionaire. Democrats is fair, if all you own is what you wear. Neither of them's really right, cause neither of them care.

It gets harder the more you know. Because the more you find out the uglier everything seems.

The United States is a nation of laws: badly written and randomly enforced.

Reiterating other people's hopes, dreams and fears. That's what politics is all about.

I am dedicated to the preservation of my marriage's unity.

Every time you survive a horrible storm you start thinking that you are immortal and this is the most negative and the most dangerous part of self-confidence!

Every generation laughs at the old fashions, but follows religiously the new.

At every hour of every day, I can tell you on which page of which book each school child in Italy is studying.

When I was young, before school, my father would wake me up and we would go running together. A love of being physical, being active and being outside was something he instilled in me.

I've never met anyone who has changed his mind or deepened his faith because he has been confronted with such angry condemnations.

If we could get people to think about Jesus, we reasoned, Jesus was more than able to reveal himself to them.

My two rules of cooking: keep it fresh and keep it simple.

Any writer who knows what he's doing isn't doing very much.