The only difference between the Democrats and the Republicans is that the Democrats allow the poor to be corrupt, too.

There's a fine line between genius and insanity. I have erased this line.

Roses are red, violets are blue, I'm schizophrenic, and so am I.

Underneath this flabby exterior is an enormous lack of character.

I envy people who drink. At least they have something to blame everything on.

What the world needs is more geniuses with humility; there are so few of us left.

Once he makes up his mind, he's full of indecision. - On Dwight D. Eisenhower

Schizophrenia beats dining alone.

A politician is a man who will double cross that bridge when he comes to it.

It'd be nice to please everyone but I thought it would be more interesting to have a point of view.

Happiness isn't something you experience; it's something you remember.

People are like animals. Some are happiest penned in, some need to roam free. You go to recognize what's in her nature and accept it.

Granddad offered me one hundred dollars if I would cut my mop of curly hair into a neat military style. Just before the wedding, I got a light trim. It wasn't enough for Granddad, and he didn't pay.

There's a great expression that says, "God is a jealous lover," and it's a very accurate expression that has nothing to do with whatever you see god or nature as.

We do not feel as if we were producing the dreams, it is rather as if the dreams came to us. They are not subject to our control but obey their own laws.

God has a university. It's a small school. Few enroll; even fewer graduate.

Perish discretion, when it interferes With duty!

This soft grass suggests 'softness' to me, but also at the same time 'lying-down-ness'.

We must not be timid from a fear of committing faults: the greatest fault of all is to deprive oneself of experience.

In our day it's worse to judge evil than to do evil.

There are no failures, only outcomes. As long as I learn something, I am succeeding.