The only form of lying that is absolutely beyond reproach is lying for its own sake.

The best way to appreciate your job is to imagine yourself without one.

Be yourself; everyone else is already taken.

Always forgive your enemies nothing annoys them so much.

It is better to have a permanent income than to be fascinating.

Everyone may not be good, but there's always something good in everyone. Never judge anyone shortly because every saint has a past and every sinner has a future.

To live is the rarest thing in the world. Most people exist, that is all.

Be yourself; everyone else is taken.

Women are made to be loved, not understood.

Some cause happiness wherever they go; others, whenever they go.

I am so clever that sometimes I don't understand a single word of what I am saying.

Embrace the future and keep your back up against the past.

You know what Munny said to me, right before we left? She said, ‘Watching someone die is hard work. Go to Australia and watch Faye fall in love with some dude named Rabbit. That should be fun.

Maybe you actually do need to face obstacles with someone to know that they're the one you'd sacrifice for.

Fixing things requires change and change always creates conflict. But that is why you are a leader.

The food world is more crowded these days, but I think that there are more opportunities.

No one ever explained the octopuses.

The sanyasa of the Gita will not tolerate complete cessation of activity.

The longest-lived and the shortest-lived man, when they come to die, lose one and the same thing.

I've always said, 'Underwater or on top, men and women are compatible.'

Beware of driving men to desperation. Even a cornered rat is dangerous.