The only good hero is the kind who survives to talk about merchandising.

There are any number of magical creatures, mostly female, whose singing can bring about horror and death. Sirens, undines, banshees, Bananarama tribute bands...

Never go anywhere without condiments. Condiments are our friends.

Nothing is hidden, nothing is ever lost, nothing is ever forgotten. That's always been part of my problem.

Though I often run out of courage and good sense, stubbornness keeps me going.

Sometimes humour is all we have to say the things that can't be said.

You know, sometimes I swear the whole universe runs on irony.

If you don't trust anyone, they can't let you down.

Keep your mind too open, and you never know what might walk in.

Wait. You've got principles? We'll have to update your file.

What is the world coming to, when you can't even trust a rogue vicar and her demon lover?

The money that goes into Social Security is not the government's money. it's your money. You paid for it.

We went sailing one time, and he wore a Speedo, and any smart woman should know that means bisexual at least.

Before you can really start setting financial goals, you need to determine where you stand financially.

In the history of the United States, there is no continuity at all. You can cut through it anywhere and nothing on this side of the cut has anything to do with anything on the other side.

To me, giving back is so important. It makes others feel good which then in return makes me feel good.

It’s hard, in America, not to equate ‘happiness’ with ‘things’.

Only as far as a man is happily married to himself is he fit for married life and family life in general.

I believe it is important that we Japanese write a constitution for ourselves that would reflect the shape of the country we consider desirable in the 21st century.

The outward expression of empathy is courtesy.

I do Pilates a lot. I don't do a lot of cardiovascular stuff.