The only good husbands stay bachelors: They're too considerate to get married.

Trust everybody, but cut the cards.

A man's idea in a game of cards is war, cruel, devastating, and pitiless. A lady's idea of it is a combination of larceny, embezzlement and burglary.

A fanatic is a man that does what he thinks the Lord would do if He knew the facts of the case.

The past always looks better than it was; it's only pleasant because it isn't here.

Swearing was invented as a compromise between running away and fighting.

That is, no matther whether th' constitution follows th' flag or not, th' supreme coort follows th' iliction returns.

What is instinct? It is the natural tendency in one when filled with dismay to turn to his wife.

An appeal is when you ask one court to show its contempt for another court.

Most vegetarians look so much like the food they eat that they can be classified as cannibals.

I niver knew a pollytician to go wrong ontil he's been contaminated by contact with a business man.

Your future can be changed by one decision. One good thing can offset a mountain of bad. But you need to choose.

In Revenge, as in life, every action has an equal and opposite reaction. In the end the guilty always fall.

I just kill them because they were monsters and demons.

The world’s most powerful business tool is also the most misunderstood. The e-factors are all about feelings not figures and feelings rule all buying decisions!

I was not out to paint beautiful pictures even painting good pictures was not important to me. I wanted only to help the truth burst forth.

To know is to exist; to exist is to be involved, to move about, to see the world with my own eyes.

To people who don't know me I'm defined by a number of things that people know about me that are entirely untrue.

To the last moment of his breath, On hope the wretch relies; And even the pang preceding death Bids expectation rise.

Some people in England only have their wheelie bins collected once a fortnight. Their suffering is unimaginable.

So much of what you see now in Hollywood is written and directed by committee, and you can see it.