The only good reason to have money is this: so that you can tell any SOB in the world to go to hell.

The problem with the world is that everyone is a few drinks behind.

I gave up drinking once -- it was the worst afternoon of my entire life.

(On Bette Davis) Even when I was carrying a gun, she scared the be-jesus out of me.

Ain’t nothing a man can’t do if he believes in himself.

What's at the end of a million dollars? Zero, zero, zero... nothing. A circle with a hole in it.

Rick: Here's looking at you, kid.

Such a lot of guns around town and so few brains!

A hot dog at the game beats roast beef at the Ritz.

All you owe the public is a good performance.

The only reason to make a million dollars in this business is to tell some fat producer to go to hell.

If she were gone I would be nothing. You should think better of yourself than to settle for that.

…She kissed me on my thin lips and all my words were pushed back into my mouth. “I don’t want to die, ” she whispered, “but I need to lose the shackles of this multitude of hearts.

Truth is irrelevant

It helps if you don’t think of them as human. More than one officer has called this job pest control.

It is impossible for one class to appreciate the wrongs of another.

Live for the moments you can't put into words

I'm not as much a fan of fashion as I used to be.

Every new idea is impossibility until it is born.

I never wish death on nobody, cause there ain't coming back from that.

It’s the feeling of total control. When you are properly trained, your body works hard — but when you move, you do not suffer. That’s the feeling I am looking for.