The only guaranteed way to make something not very funny is to make it vague.

The more people's money you take to do something, the more inputs you get.

Yes, I am complimented on my work in Kids in the Hall once or twice a week. Its a nice feeling.

I feel like I'm the most well-adjusted character on the show, even though I'm sure the other actors would tell you the same thing about their characters.

That's the other thing about working on movies, the commitment is years. That's one thing that's so frustrating about the process is that it goes on and on and on for years.

If you just want to be a writer, I don't care, for pitching, for writing dialogue, you should take an improvisation class. It's super important.

The first record I bought with my own money was Rio.

I'm always doing what I can to look for and just feel out funny things that are happening in the scene and improvise off of them.

People love that monkey torture.

If you're a studio writer, the funny better be on the page.

Writing studio movies is the best job in the world... it's awesome.

I let giving fill me with joy.

Appreciate and find ways to invest in yourself

If you do not get to her time...............He will cut out her heart & feed it to the fishes...." Alice

Imagine how much happier we would be, how much freer to be our true individual selves, if we didn't have the weight of gender expectations.

He was painfully aware of the fact that he was in his underwear. Not the best situation in which to fight people.

Trust is not very easy for me at all. I want to be a trusting person, but I've been bruised so many times - not to sound woe-is-me about my life.

When I was little in Spokane, Washington I drew all the time... and my father would bring paper home... and I mostly drew browning automatic water-cooled sub-machine guns... that was my favorite.

I think the best way that we can bring people together is through change in Washington, D.C.

If I had to use a single word to describe what is fundamentally wrong with government today, I would use the word fraud.

Perspective is a kind of mental sunblock that, provided we apply it properly, prevents us from getting burned by past mistakes.