The only guys I like watching these days are Roger Gracie, Marcelo Garcia, Kron and a few others. Those guys finish and go for submissions. They don't hold the sleeves and stall for ten minutes.

The workshop door opened and Skulduggery emerged. "Ryan, " he said, "stop leaning on my car.

Don’t look. See.Don’t think. Feel.Don’t hear.Listen.Pay attentionMiracles really do happen every day

Everybody sees me as this sullen and insecure little thing. Those are just the sides of me that I feel necessary to show because no one else seems to be showing them.

Forgot to live-tweet the election last night, so I'm post-tweeting today. I'll start as soon as my fingers unclench from their rage fists.

I'm just the annoying person who's like "Hi! My name is Alanna! Do you want to chat?"

I'm always on Instagram! I'm like an Instagram stalker.

Most bands have a two-year success rate. By the third year, it's sort of over. Here we are in Poison still together 26 years later.

I need someone who can keep up with me, not some sickly creature that looks as if he’s doddering off to the grave.

Nothing in the world is quite as adorably lovely as a robin when he shows off and they are nearly always doing it.

Inspiration: A peculiar effect of divine flatulence emitted by the Holy Spirit which hisses into the ears of a few chosen of God.