The only honest art form is laughter, comedy. You can't fake it.

The American Constitution was not written to protect criminals; it was written to protect the government from becoming criminals.

The 'what should be' never did exist, but people keep trying to live up to it. There is no 'what should be,' there is only what is.

There's a lot of money in wars, except in the war on poverty. Can't make any bread helping the poor.

If Jesus had been killed twenty years ago, Catholic school children would be wearing little electric chairs around their necks instead of crosses.

It's the suppression of the word that gives it the power, the violence, the viciousness.

Guys are like dogs. They keep comin' back. Ladies are like cats. Yell at a cat one time, they're gone.

I think it's about time we gave up religion and got back to God.

You can't do anything with anybody's body to make it dirty to me. Six people, eight people, one person - you can do only one thing to make it dirty: kill it. Hiroshima was dirty.

Freedom of speech is a two way street, man. You have the right to say whatever you want and the Boss has a right to tell the police to arrest you.

There are no dirty words, only dirty minds.

The degree to which your Consciousness expands, is the degree to which you understand yourself and the universe.

Take care of your soul—your inner self—by feeding on the Word of God and letting His Spirit transform you from within.

...all these epic battles and monsters lately - but love is a tiny world and I prefer a more personal style...

I've saved every dime I've made in my life.

Most of the debts of Europe represent condensed drops of blood.

There is nothing so slipperily alluring as sadness; we become sad in the first place by having nothing stirring to do; we continue in it, because we have found a snug sofa at last.

Television is the medium of the 20th century.

In everything we ought to look at the end.

Whenever I'm stuck in traffic, I can't help but wonder, 'Where did the creator of The Jetsons go, and why hasn't he done something about this?'

If, therefore, there is any grace in the water, it is not from the nature of water but from the Spirit's presence there.