The only incurable troubles of the rich are the troubles that money can't cure.

Some tortures are physical And some are mental, But the one that is both Is dental.

Middle-age is when you're sitting at home on a Saturday night and the telephone rings and you hope it isn't for you.

I would live all my life in nonchalance and insouciance, were it not for making living, which is rather a nouciance.

The door of a bigoted mind opens outwards so that the only result of the pressure of facts upon it is to close it more snugly.

Happiness is having a scratch for every itch.

Behold the Zebra on the plains, And shudder at his mighty manes!

The bed is a bundle of paradoxes: we go to it with reluctance, yet we quit it with regret; we make up our minds every night to leave it early, but we make up our bodies every morning to keep it late.

When I remember bygone days I think how evening follows morn So many I loved were not yet dead, So many I love were not yet born.

Whenever you're wrong, admit it; Whenever you're right, shut up.

Marriage is the alliance of two people, one of whom never remembers birthdays and the other who never forgets them.

you don't know until you know!

Who would I be without God's daily guidance and protection? Absolutely a lost soul. That being said, in God I will forever trust.

When I was young, I wanted to do something more low-key, like become a drummer in a rock band.

He never leaves my side. And I know he never will.

My father always told me, you can only be your own best. In other words, if you feel you've done your best, you've done well enough.

Poetry is to be found nowhere unless we carry it within us.

You won't know until it's over. You won't find me in time.

I'm less interested in skin than in fascia -- connective tissue.

There's no such thing as reverse racism.

I don't have the temperament of a performer, and I certainly couldn't do it every night.