The only 'ironclad rules' in writing fiction are the laws of physics and the principles of grammar, and even those can be bent.

The "question" is the source of human evolution and revolution.

If you're really tired, I could put you to sleep," he said. "Tell you a bedtime story." She looked at him. "Are you serious?" "I'm always serious

If God is not first in our thoughts and efforts in the morning, He will be in the last place the remainder of the day.

Tis immortality to die aspiring.

I'm the guy who gets uncomfortable. That's why I was able to write 'The 40-Year-Old Virgin' and 'Knocked Up.' I believe in those guys.

My first strong musical memory is of the Villa-Lobos Sixth Quartet which my parents were rehearsing. I remember that it reminded me of big teddy bears dancing around.

I'm not a player, I'm an alien...My focus is on winning championships. I don't focus on anything else. Aliens only want to win championships.

The essence of good taste is a sense of values, and a sense of values is the pivotal point of good living.

I felt like I did lots of crappy work in the past. I can't even tell.

You can't explain the feeling of singing hit songs to an audience - it's like being a genuine sports star at the peak of their powers.