The only “ism” Hollywood believes in is plagiarism.

Of course I talk to myself. I like a good speaker, and I appreciate an intelligent audience.

The first thing I do in the morning is brush my teeth and sharpen my tongue.

The only dependable law of life - everything is always worse than you thought it was going to be.

Creativity is a wild mind and a disciplined eye.

I like to have a martini/Two at the very most/After three I'm under the table/After four I'm under my host.

Time may be a great healer, but it's a lousy beautician.

Men seldom make passes at girls who wear glasses.

If you want to know what God thinks about money, just look at the people He gives it to.

Never throw mud: you can miss the target, but your hands will remain dirty.

Years are only garments, and you either wear them with style all your life, or else you go dowdy to the grave.

A person who makes few mistakes makes little progress.

As long as you are the owner (‘I am Chandubhai and all this is mine’), the worldly life remains. When does the ownership go away? When the wrong belief goes away.

Work is either fun or drudgery. It depends on your attitude. I like fun.

I would not think that philosophy and reason themselves will be man's guide in the foreseeable future; however, they will remain the most beautiful sanctuary they have always been for the select few.

In vain sedate reflections we would make When half our knowledge we must snatch, not take.

When Oprah Winfrey tells you that you need to have your own show, you feel compelled to do it. Especially if she's gonna pay for it!

You see, we are all dying. It's only a matter of time. Some of us just die sooner than others.

Thoughts are odd misfires.

When a man is wrong and won't admit is, he always gets angry.

Progressives are overreacting .Underreacting, though, to the - what the real threats are, and the real opportunities.