The only mystery about the cat is why it ever decided to become a domestic animal.

You are offered a piece of bread and butter that feels like a damp handkerchief and sometimes, when cucumber is added to it, like a wet one.

For me, one of the pleasures of cats company is their devotion to bodily comfort.

Love makes the world go round? Not at all. Whiskey makes it go round twice as fast.

Women do not find it difficult nowadays to behave like men, but they often find it extremely difficult to behave like gentlemen

Nobody who is not prepared to spoil cats will get from them the reward they are able to give to those who do spoil them.

Beer does not taste like itself unless it is chasing a dram of neat whisky down the gullet - preferably two drams

Women do not find it difficult nowadays to behave like men but they often find it extremely difficult to behave like gentlemen.

I spit into the face of Time That has transfigured me.

Your daily habit is one of the most important predictors of the quality of your life.

The general public of the wireless western nations are very tolerant to the radiation poisoning of the next generation of children by their corporate controlled governments.

Faith can move mountains, Love can move man.

James Smith argues that liturgies “are compressed, performed narratives that recruit the imagination through the body.

Save your wealth against future calamity. Do not say, "what fear has a rich man of calamity?" Wealth sometimes vanishes away and large accumulations perish.

My daughter fell in love with Ben Barnes, of course. She's 17. What are you gonna do? That was a tragic loss. He didn't fall in love with her.

Some tiny creature, mad with wrath, is coming nearer on the path.

As anger is a passion, it is to be ruled; as it is a weak passion, he is weak who rules it not.

Life is short. But desire, desire is long.