The only one that cares about my tax returns are the reporters, OK? They're the only who ask.

Nothing is easy, but who wants nothing?

There's nobody bigger or better at the military than I am.

I am the only one who can make America truly great again!

Sometimes by losing a battle you find a new way to win the war.

Don’t be afraid of being unique. It’s like being afraid of your best self.

I could stand in the middle Fifth Avenue and shoot somebody, and I wouldn't lose any voters.

If you're going to be thinking anyway, think big!

Always try to learn from other people's mistakes, not your own- it is much cheaper that way!

Do you mind if I sit back a little? Because your breath is very bad.

This very expensive GLOBAL WARMING bullshit has got to stop. Our planet is freezing, record low temps,and our GW scientists are stuck in ice.

To Succeed, you must reach for the stars, and let your imagination find its own path

Perhaps the world's second worst crime is boredom. The first is being a bore.

First rule about vampires, don't believe anything you read.

The state is nothing but an instrument of opression of one class by another - no less so in a democratic republic than in a monarchy.

I've nailed more women than I could count... at least I think they were women

In my college years, I worked as a union labor organizer. I was just one of the many workers trying to do my part to help the community.

The world laughs at another man's pain.

There are always going to be reasons to do the wrong thing. And the smarter the person, the better the reasons. That doesn't make it right.

Don't try to fix the students, fix ourselves first. The good teacher makes the poor student good and the good student superior. When our students fail, we, as teachers, too, have failed.

As a kid, I had a lot of energy; but the ballet lessons made me calm - this pleased my mother.