The only one who really knows about the Reichstag is I, because I set it on fire!

The people can always be brought to the bidding of the leaders...tell them they are being attacked, and denounce the peacemakers for lack of patriotism and exposing the country to danger.

We will go down in history either as the world's greatest statesmen or its worst villains.

Whenever I hear the word culture, I reach for my revolver

God gave the savior to the German people. We have faith, deep and unshakeable faith, that he [Hitler] was sent to us by God to save Germany.

I know two types of law because I know two types of men, those who are with us and those who are against us.

The victor will always be the judge, and the vanquished the accused.

The Jew must clearly understand one thing at once, he must get out!

The Americans cannot build aeroplanes. They are very good at refrigerators and razor blades.

I think that women are wonderful but I've never met one yet who didn't show more feeling than logic.

Shoot first and inquire afterwards, and if you make mistakes, I will protect you.

I think imagination is one of the greatest blessings of life, and while one can lose oneself in a book one can never be thoroughly unhappy.

Our raw imperfections make us real and make us human but they don't make us.

When you use more than 3-5% of your brain, you don't want to be on Earth!"-Bob Diamond, Interdimensional Attorney, from the Albert Brooks' movie, Defending Your Life

Wake up, Carolee, the plane is waiting for us, we have to get to the game.

There is nothing to save, now all is lost, but a tiny core of stillness in the heart like the eye of a violet.

The buffalo is a surprisingly stupid animal.

The inquirer after holiness should associate with those whose intelligence will instruct him; whose example will guide him; whose conversation will inspire him; whose cautions will warn him.

I have no faith in a human critter who hasn't one or two bad habits.

Travel is lethal to prejudice.

We thought it would be great to see if you could put pop music back into musical theater.