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The only parts left of my original body are my elbows.


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We spend the first twelve months of our children's lives teaching them to walk and talk and the next twelve telling them to sit down and shut up.

We spend the first twelve months of our children's lives teaching them to walk and talk and the next twelve telling them to sit down and shut up.



A smile is a curve that sets everything straight.

A smile is a curve that sets everything straight.



If you don't have wrinkles, you haven't laughed enough.

If you don't have wrinkles, you haven't laughed enough.



Whatever you may look like, marry a man your own age - as your beauty fades, so will his eyesight.

Whatever you may look like, marry a man your own age - as your beauty fades, so will his eyesight.



I've tried Buddhism, Scientology, Numerology, Transcendental Meditation, Qabbala, t'ai chi, feng shui and Deepak Chopra but I find straight gin works best.

I've tried Buddhism, Scientology, Numerology, Transcendental Meditation, Qabbala, t'ai chi, feng shui and Deepak Chopra but I find straight gin works best.



Housework can't kill you, but why take a chance?

Housework can't kill you, but why take a chance?



The reason women don't play football is because 11 of them would never wear the same outfit in public.

The reason women don't play football is because 11 of them would never wear the same outfit in public.



Never go to bed mad. Stay up and fight.

Never go to bed mad. Stay up and fight.



Maybe it's true that life begins at fifty. But everything else starts to wear out, fall out, or spread out.

Maybe it's true that life begins at fifty. But everything else starts to wear out, fall out, or spread out.



My cooking is so bad my kids thought Thanksgiving was to commemorate Pearl Harbor.

My cooking is so bad my kids thought Thanksgiving was to commemorate Pearl Harbor.





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He was of the mold from which great men are made. Having said of anything 'Let it be done' he at once felt not only that it was accomplished, but that he had done it himself.

He was of the mold from which great men are made. Having said of anything 'Let it be done' he at once felt not only that it was accomplished, but that he had done it himself.



The mountains inspire me because they are just still and they have such a strong, quiet presence that feels very old.

The mountains inspire me because they are just still and they have such a strong, quiet presence that feels very old.



First tell yourself what you want to be, then do what you need to do.

First tell yourself what you want to be, then do what you need to do.



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The best theatre I've done, I've done right here in this living room.



You can achieve anything if you believe in yourself. But the opposite is also true; without strong self-belief you will not go far.

You can achieve anything if you believe in yourself. But the opposite is also true; without strong self-belief you will not go far.



Listening means forgetting yourself completely - only then can you listen.

Listening means forgetting yourself completely - only then can you listen.



I tell ya, my wife was never nice. On our first date, I asked her if I could give her a goodnight kiss on the cheek - she bent over!

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