The only people brave enough to vote out this corrupt establishment is you, the American people.

Nothing is easy, but who wants nothing?

There's nobody bigger or better at the military than I am.

I am the only one who can make America truly great again!

Sometimes by losing a battle you find a new way to win the war.

Don’t be afraid of being unique. It’s like being afraid of your best self.

I could stand in the middle Fifth Avenue and shoot somebody, and I wouldn't lose any voters.

If you're going to be thinking anyway, think big!

Always try to learn from other people's mistakes, not your own- it is much cheaper that way!

Do you mind if I sit back a little? Because your breath is very bad.

This very expensive GLOBAL WARMING bullshit has got to stop. Our planet is freezing, record low temps,and our GW scientists are stuck in ice.

If I didn't think you were the devil, I'd say you'd be able to seduce even him.

Happiness is the only good. The time to be happy is now. The place to be happy is here. The way to be happy is to make others so.

Belief in God is apparently a psychological artifact of mammalian reproduction.

Suicide - when I think of it, to me it means someone had a lot of problems and they couldn't fight through them anymore. That's not cowardly. It's sad and nothing but.

The world reflects back to you how much you value yourself.

When Satan attacks you, command him in the Name of Jesus to bend his neck. On the back of it you'll find there's a nail scarred foot print!

When I hear the words 'activist filmmaking,' I think of somebody who's an activist, who wants to prove a particular point.

People who tell you that control is bad are trying to tell you that automobile accidents and industrial accidents are good.

Fake it until you make it.

No party is as bad as its leaders.