The only people who need to be "giving back" are thieves, criminals and corrupt individuals that are taking things that are not theirs.

If Thomas Jefferson thought taxation without representation was bad, he should see how it is with representation.

Poverty is not the root cause of crime.

Liberals attempt through judicial activism what they cannot win at the ballot box.

We're not sexists, we're chauvinists - we're male chauvinist pigs, and we're happy to be because we think that's what men were destined to be. We think that's what women want.

End results that work that don’t involve government threaten liberals.

You know why there's a Second Amendment? In case the government fails to follow the first one.

Styrofoam and plastic milk jugs are biodegradable! Do you know what isn't biodegradable? Paper!

I think cigars are just a tremendous addition to the enjoyment of life.

The NAACP should have riot rehearsal. They should get a liquor store and practice robberies.

In a country of children where the option is Santa Claus or work, what wins?

Thank God for allowing you to see another day. No matter what, keep trusting, keep believing, be strong, have hope. The best is yet to come.

You can have all the words in the world, but if not said rightly, those words are simply wasted potential.

All strangers and beggars are from Zeus and a gift though small is precious.

Geographically, Ireland is a medium-sized rural island that is slowly but steadily being consumed by sheep.

My philosophy: find what it is you want to say, walk in the room, say it, and get the hell out.

I can't say I don't get nervous, but I really kind of enjoy performing now.

My God is rock'n'roll. It's an obscure power that can change your life. The most important part of my religion is to play guitar.

One may detest the wickedness of a brother without hating him.

I'm fairly competitive.

What surprises me most about God is that the creator of the universe should want a relationship with me.