The only people who put iced tea in Jack Daniel's bottles is the Clash baby!

I used to jog but the ice cubes kept falling out of my glass.

Money can't buy you happiness, but it can buy you a yacht big enough to pull up right alongside it.

I would just like to say that after all these years of heavy drinking, bright lights and late nights, I still don't need glasses. I drink right out of the bottle.

If you subtracted all of the great artists who never drank, who never went to excess, you wouldn't have any more art left. What kind of poem are you gonna get out of a glass of iced tea?

The perfect woman has an IQ of 150, wants to make love until 4 in the morning, then turns into a pizza!

When I die, sprinkle my ashes over the 80's.

I'm not conceited. Conceit is a fault and I have no faults.

Remember, life is just a game and no one gets out alive

If you want to split a bottle with a friend, then Sammy Hagar is your guy. If you want to split your friend with a bottle than give me a call.

If you put a Van Halen album in your record collection, it will melt all the rest of your records.

Ritsu... Do you like Oda?" More than me?"Yes.

He had no idea of my misery. It would have surprised him to think that I was a human creature with a soul.

If you fail at something, it means you have not mastered the art. With persistence practice, you will be master and eventually succeed.

It does not matter how strong your gravity is, we were always meant to fly.

We make our discoveries through our mistakes: we watch one another's success: and where there is freedom to experiment there is hope to improve.

I do just want to be an actor. The thing I get out of it is actually doing the job and inhabiting the world and the role - and I mean that genuinely. That's what I'm in it for.

an old woman ... is a person who has no sense of decency; if once she takes to living, the devil himself can't get rid of her.

I have no designs on society, or nature, or God. I am simply what I am, or I begin to be that. I live in the present. I only remember the past, and anticipate the future. I love to live.

There's nothing like a stressful day.