The only people who should really sin are the people who can sin and grin.

Some tortures are physical And some are mental, But the one that is both Is dental.

Middle-age is when you're sitting at home on a Saturday night and the telephone rings and you hope it isn't for you.

I would live all my life in nonchalance and insouciance, were it not for making living, which is rather a nouciance.

The door of a bigoted mind opens outwards so that the only result of the pressure of facts upon it is to close it more snugly.

Happiness is having a scratch for every itch.

Behold the Zebra on the plains, And shudder at his mighty manes!

The bed is a bundle of paradoxes: we go to it with reluctance, yet we quit it with regret; we make up our minds every night to leave it early, but we make up our bodies every morning to keep it late.

When I remember bygone days I think how evening follows morn So many I loved were not yet dead, So many I love were not yet born.

Whenever you're wrong, admit it; Whenever you're right, shut up.

Marriage is the alliance of two people, one of whom never remembers birthdays and the other who never forgets them.

In taking revenge a man is but equal to his enemy but in passing it over he is his superior.

If you want to be rich, think of the savings and get them.

I never go on the net or the web, or whatever it's called.

When the creative mind is unleashed and understands its true nature, it's unlimited. There's nothing you cannot do.

What's happened is we have lost, over a period of years, short years, 70,000 factories in America.

The idea of a poem as a message in a bottle means that it's sent out towards some future reader and the reader who opens that bottle becomes the addressee of the literary text.

Talking and eloquence are not the same: to speak and to speak well are two things. A fool may talk, but a wise man speaks.

I am not a black artist, I am an artist.

I want to make an extremely strong appeal to those who abstained. Vote. It takes five minutes and then it's for five years.

We Shan't Save All We Would Like To, But We Shall Save A Great Deal More Than If We Had Never Tried.