The only people you need in your life are the ones that prove they need you in theirs.

Every woman should have four pets in her life. A mink in her closet, a jaguar in her garage, a tiger in her bed, and a jackass who pays for everything.

First I wanted to be a veterinarian. And then I realized you had to give them shots to put them to sleep, so I decided I'd just buy a bunch of animals and have them in my house instead.

I take my dog Tinkerbell seriously. I take my job seriously. But I don't take myself all that seriously.

I hate the taste of alcohol. When I'm drinking, I'm drinking Red Bull.

Some girls are just born with glitter in their veins.

There's nobody in the world like me. I think every decade has an iconic blonde, like Marilyn Monroe or Princess Diana and, right now, I'm that icon.

No matter what a woman looks like, if she's confident, she's sexy.

A true heiress is never mean to anyone - except a girl who steals your boyfriend.

I don't want to be known as the granddaughter of the Hiltons. I want to be known as Paris.

Barbie is my role modle. She might not do anything, but she looks good doing it.

The great tragedy of life is not that men perish, but that they cease to love.

We have nothing to fear from others because approval and acceptance lies within ourselves.from Chapter 4

Democracy means government by the uneducated, while aristocracy means government by the badly educated.

Liberty, taking the word in its concrete sense, consists in the ability to choose.

The biggest communication problem is we do not listen to understand. We listen to reply.

Oh, a grenade. But where is the bamboo bazooka?

I'm not the person in person that I am on stage.

I'm able to express myself better now. I have come to accept the real me. I have come to love the real me. I now celebrate the real me.

If the supply of virtue is insufficient in a free society like America, it is almost nonexistent in an unfree society like Iran's. The reason is that coerced virtues are not virtues at all.

Proverbs should be sold in pairs, a single one being but a half truth.