The only place where David Duke and I are alike is we are both wizards under the sheets.

People say I've had brushes with the law. That's not true! I've had brushes with overzealous prosecutors!

The only thing that would keep me from winning the election is to be caught in bed with a dead girl or a live boy

I never speak ill of dead people or live judges.

Some politicians like to kiss babies. I like to kiss the baby's mommas.

I did not do anything wrong as a governor, even if you accept the verdict as it is, it doesn't indicate that.

Up with skirts, down with pants!'

I will be a model prisoner, as I have been a model citizen

I could not lose unless I was caught in bed with a dead girl or a live boy.

The saddest thing about death, whether it's our own or someone we care for, is when the world doesn't stop when we do.

Laws die Books never.

Our humor turns our anger into a fine art.

I would be very ashamed of my civilization if we did not try to find out if there is life in outer space.

My grandmother was a minister as well, which was not that common in the 1930s.

Crushing defeat for Great Britain #Euref. History will show no one won today.

The price of peace is eternal vigilance

Black widows may be powerful predators, but every predator is somebody else's prey.

The hardest thing in acting is going from child actor to adult actor. It's taken me a long time.

I bought a lot of rubbish things that kids buy: skateboards and clothes and typical teenage stuff.