The only plan I have is to not do anything I don't want to do - and to never work just for money.

There are only three things women need in life: food, water, and compliments.

Right now, my job is that I'm like an ambulance chaser. I've got to look for movies with white guys falling out of them.

Everyone has favorite criminals. Mine are pimps. We can all rob a bank; we can all sell drugs. Being a pimp is a whole other thing.

So, to say Barack Obama is progress is saying that he's the first black person that is qualified to be president. That's not black progress. That's white progress.

Wealth is not about having a lot of money; it's about having a lot of options.

The advantage that my children have is that my children are encountering the nicest white people that America has ever produced. Let’s hope America keeps producing nicer white people.

I don't get high, but sometimes I wish I did. That way, when I messed up in life I would have an excuse. But right now there's no rehab for stupidity.

Most people don't realize this, but you can eat organic, all natural, gluten-free food without telling everyone around you.

Smart is knowing if you're dumb. Knowing when to shut up and to listen to people that are smarter than you.

You know the world is messed up when the tallest man in the NBA is Chinese, the best golfer is black, and the best rapper is white.

I don't want the cheese. I just want to get out of the trap.

Religion is boring and alien to me and relates no more than a chimera to what is to me the reality of the spirit.

I'm a country singer. I love all kinds of music, but country is where my loyalty lies. That's just me and what I do, and I'm not going to change it.

I have thousands of opinions still - but that is down from millions - and, as always, I know nothing.

You are the vanguard of knowledge and consciousness; a new wave in a vast ocean of possibilities.

So much of America's tragic and costly failure to care for all its children stems from our tendency to distinguish between our own children and other people's children--as if justice were divisible.

Acting is not a profession of competing with other actors, but rather a vocation of sharing with fellow human beings.

The universe and the light of the stars come through me.

Donneven, Bettaquit and Mmmhmmmm

The purpose of government is for those who run it to plunder those who do not.