The only possible form of exercise is to talk, not to walk.

The best way to appreciate your job is to imagine yourself without one.

Be yourself; everyone else is already taken.

Always forgive your enemies nothing annoys them so much.

It is better to have a permanent income than to be fascinating.

Everyone may not be good, but there's always something good in everyone. Never judge anyone shortly because every saint has a past and every sinner has a future.

To live is the rarest thing in the world. Most people exist, that is all.

Be yourself; everyone else is taken.

Women are made to be loved, not understood.

Some cause happiness wherever they go; others, whenever they go.

I am so clever that sometimes I don't understand a single word of what I am saying.

You can hide memories, suppress them, but you can’t erase the history that produced them

She's as old as the hills, evil as a snake, all malevolence and magic and death.

'Catch-22' was a huge failure, and it rubbed off on everybody connected to it. I had a bunch of lean years where I had to do things, a lot of which I wasn't wildly enthusiastic about.

I like The Smiths - I would love to do a song with The Smiths, because they are so sonically different.

I can be pretty nasty. Not 'mean' nasty, but nasty by your parents' standards. But not by my parents' standards, because my parents were nasty for their day.

Ultimately, if I'm really moved by something, it's going to go on the record and that's that

Michelle Obama - they don't call her Mooch-elle for nothing.

My husband always smells good to me.

Politics will eventually be replaced by imagery. The politician will be only too happy to abdicate in favor of his image, because the image will be so much more powerful than he could ever be.

I have been married three times and it just keeps better and better, but I'm going to stop here.