The only possible regret I have is the feeling that I will die without having played enough tennis.

Love makes the world go round? Not at all. Whiskey makes it go round twice as fast.

It is far easier to make war than peace.

You live your comedic life close to the edge, you're gonna cross the line and offend people.

I don't really think that there is anyone in the modern pop business who I feel I want to spar with.

The only way to oppose a bad idea is to replace it with a good idea.

If our species is to survive, our future will probably require outposts beyond our own planet.

Our Heavenly Father does bless us when we show our love for Him in all things.

She had a hit for every syllable: 'Don't. You. Ever. Talk. To. Me. Like. That. Ever. Again.' That was the last time I ever talked back to Mom.

All the things that happen to people in the industry today, the actors, what they have to put up with, all the people wanting to know every single moment of their lives - I think it's really sad.

Hurry no man's cattle; you may come to own a donkey yourself