The only problem is time.

The only reason we die, is because we accept death as an inevitability.

'Family Guy' has this weird thing of attracting people. People either hate it or can't get enough of it. There's really no one in between.

Believe it or not, I have about the same success rate as anyone else. Sometimes you hit, sometimes you miss.

The two symbols of the Republican party: an elephant and a big fat white guy who's threatened by change.

Adults acting like children and children acting like adults is generally a pretty reliable comic device.

What makes me happy is just keeping my brain challenged and stimulated and on its toes.

You gotta keep the funny intact.

Nobody sets out to offend or shock for the sake of shocking. You set out to get laughs.

I'm the guy in the crowd making fun of the hero's shirt.

There have to be people who are vocal about the advancement of knowledge over faith.

We spend great sum of money to buy good books, so that we can satisfy our pleasure of reading.

Love is Not a Game It Is 100% Commitment

My appearance has changed a lot over the years, but it has far more to do with how I feel about being a woman.

I wanted no more riotous excursions with privileged glimpses into the human heart.

Whenever spring comes to New York I can't stand the suggestion of the land that come blowing over the river from New Jersey and I've got to go. So I went.

Courtship is a commitment - it's a promise not to play games with another person's heart.

It's jam every other day: to-day isn't any other day, you know.

Primitive peoples tried to annul death by portraying the human body--we do it by finding substitutes for the human body. Technology instead of mysticism!

There can be no faith without doubt. No strength without temptation. (Rafael)

We are what we repeatedly do. Excellence, then, is not an act, but a habit.