The only real difference between me and chocolate pudding is that I am not a black man.

I want to be alone and I want people to notice me — both at the same time.

I think sometimes all the charities are doing is mopping up the blood. It’s a shame.

And true love waits In haunted attics And true love lives On lollipops and crisps

I think the most important thing about music is the sense of escape.

Amnesiac was written to make fun of senior citizens with alzheimers. I hate them and I wish they'd die.

The video of 'Paranoid Android' has been censored by MTV. They took all nipples out of the cartoon, but they had no problem with the scene in which a man cuts off his own arms and legs.

I grew up under Thatcher. I grew up believing that I was fundamentally powerless. Then gradually over the years it occurred to me that this was actually a very convenient myth for the state.

It's easy to be miserable. Being happy is tougher - and cooler.

The more you try to erase me The more, the more The more that I appear

I can't wait to die so I can be a skeleton and play my chest like a xylophone.

Life's exciting seas cannot be sailed unless you're ready to leave the port behind.

He has come to seduce the god of seduction, and oh, has he come prepared.

Prophecy is nothing but only just an estimation based on regularities of the Nature.

Despite being what would now be called a deprived child in a one parent family, I did not grow up with an urge to smash windows or to bash old ladies over the head in order to steal handbags.

Bigamy is having one husband too many. Monogamy is the same.

My goal in life is to be your best friend when you open your closet

You just never set roots; you take pleasure in simple conversations, because you know you're not going to have much more than that. It's very isolating, and that can be a good thing.

Smile sometimes when things aren't going well, and maybe realize when they aren't going well, they are.

I think situations are more important than plot and character.

The most numerous objects of legislation belong to the States. Those of the National Legislature [are] but few.