The only real help is self-help. Anything else is just designed to get you to the point where you can help yourself.

Follow your dreams and work hard. There's no replacement for hard work, and that's true for any field. If you work hard at it, you're going to see the fruits of your labor, I guarantee it.

My body's feeling sore, but my soul is feeling pretty good.

Wrestling seemed like something I might be good at, so I stuck with it and gave it a shot. I ended up in a pretty good place. I was very fortunate.

Instead of wondering when your next vacation is, maybe you should set up a life you don't need to escape from.

The United States of America have taken their name from the United States of the Netherlands.

Y'ALL ARE JUST BITTER.

You can listen to what people say, sure. But you will be far more effective if you listen to what people do.

I could take over as host of The Daily Show for Jon Stewart and make that thing actually watchable.

Leadership is the art of giving people a platform for spreading ideas that work.

All physical systems can be thought of as registering and processing information, and how one wishes to define computation will determine your view of what computation consists of.

You don't need an ego when you love someone. You just need a heart.

To be creative, first we must be generous. Then we must have a quiet, indomitable belief in our own worth.

I have experience near-death many times but a divine power saved me.

Keep your eyes on the prize for you cant hit an unseen target but don't forget to pay the price

I'm a redneck. And we can wear whatever because we just really don't care about those things. And when you're a redneck named Bubba, you really don't care.

You know, I’m not a PGA of America guy.

We must be greater than God, for we have to undo His injustice.

I get too hungry for dinner at eight. I like the theater, but never come late. I never bother with people I hate. That's why the lady is a tramp.

When making a decision of minor importance, I have always found it advantageous to consider all the pros and cons.

Sports are the reason I am out of shape. I watch them all on TV.