The only really sane person in there is Igor, and possibly the turnip. And I'm not sure about the turnip.

Insanity is catching.

Whole new theories of money were growing here like mushrooms: in the dark and based on bullshit.

He sighed. It had come to this. He was a responsible authority, and people could use terms like "core values" at him with impunity.

. . . you worked for Harry King, they said, because a broken leg was bad for business, and Harry King was all about business.

The money… will talk?' said Mr Spools carefully.'Imps, ' said Moist. 'They're only a sort of intelligent spell. They don't even have to have a shape. We'll print them on the higher denominations.

Plans can break down. You cannot plan the future. Only presumptuous fools plan. The wise man steers.

But what's worth more than gold?""Practically everything. You, for example. Gold is heavy. Your weight in gold is not very much gold at all. Aren't you worth more than that?

Lee leaned closer to her and swore he could smell fear coming off her in waves, the way a shark smells blood in the water

Higher education is not necessarily a guarantee of higher virtue.

People are influenced most by those they trust, admire and believe care for them.

The bottom line for me is that life is short and art is long.

Abstract truth is the eye of reason.

Hopefully, I'll be remembered as the person who brought an end to Christianity.

One should see any opportunity to serve as a rare and precious gift...and never waste such an opportunity.

I love being a mother...I am more aware. I feel things on a deeper level. I have a kind of understanding about my body, about being a woman.

Im a huge fan of Joe Walsh and a big James Gang fan. A lot of what I know about playing the guitar I learned from listening to him.

One can only blaspheme if one believes.