The only reason I'm an actor is that a lady pulled out of a parking space in front of a producer's office.

Learning is a gift, even if pain is the teacher

Marriage is a lot like the army, everyone complains, but you'd be surprise at the large number that re-enlist.

You can never have too many friends.

I'm a 'bleeding-heart liberal,' one of those card-carrying Democrats that Rush Limbaugh thinks is a communist. And I'm proud of it.

Too many actors have run for office. There's one difference between me and them: I know I'm not qualified.

With the exception of my wife and children, there's nothing I value more than my Oklahoma heritage.

In my opinion, Arnold Schwarzenegger wasn't qualified to be governor of California.

I saw my wife at a pool, flipped over her, and 14 days later we were married.

We know what the surface of the moon is better than we know what the surface of the sea floor is.

Acting is just common sense. It isn't hard if you put yourself aside and just do what the writer wrote.

The greatest gift you can ever give another person is your own happiness

The Paradox of Change: People can only change when they feel accepted as they are now. Dr. Arnold Beisser Pg 220

I put her burnt bones into my mouth and swallowed them whole.

There is nothing in which people more betray their character than in what they find to laugh at.

Humans wasted so much time by being redundant.

The closet door is open for me, where I left it, since I left it open, it has graciously stayed open.

You replaced me with a shaved poodle?” “He’s got mad skills.” Derek’s eyebrows crept up. “He can vomit and urinate at the same time and he doesn’t make fun of my car.

This is what happens when you fall in love. You're looking at a natural disaster.

The true manipulator never has a reputation for manipulating.

I'm very well off but I can stay with normal people. I can do a super-luxury life, but I can do a very normal life and I'm not scared.