The only reason we die, is because we accept death as an inevitability.

The only problem is time.

'Family Guy' has this weird thing of attracting people. People either hate it or can't get enough of it. There's really no one in between.

Believe it or not, I have about the same success rate as anyone else. Sometimes you hit, sometimes you miss.

The two symbols of the Republican party: an elephant and a big fat white guy who's threatened by change.

Adults acting like children and children acting like adults is generally a pretty reliable comic device.

What makes me happy is just keeping my brain challenged and stimulated and on its toes.

You gotta keep the funny intact.

Nobody sets out to offend or shock for the sake of shocking. You set out to get laughs.

I'm the guy in the crowd making fun of the hero's shirt.

There have to be people who are vocal about the advancement of knowledge over faith.

Into adulthood through which everyone is always in a different way. Do not feel left out because of it. So, do not worry about it. Since everyone has experienced the same thing.

Never forget about your inner warrior

Over the wintry forest, winds howl in rage with no leaves to blow.

Though the object of being a Great Power is to be able to fight a Great War, the only way of remaining a Great Power is not to fight one.

Controller Borasus sighed with relief. Libraries were not places of danger. It had to be a hoax.

If you can have faith in your real self, you'll suffer less. Be bold about who you really are.

Jack Kerouac did what he most wanted to do. He wrote great prose. He became the writer he wanted to be.

Knowledge is always two-edged. For every benefit, there is hazard. For every good, evil.

What we have to do, what at any rate it is our duty to do, is to revive the old art of Lying.

Tomorrows only exist in the minds of dreamers and losers.