The only relaxed boss is Big Ron. He had me drinking pink champagne - before the match.

If you can't pass the ball properly, a bowl of pasta's not going to make that much difference!

I've found myself on some days leaving home at three in the morning. I'm outside the training ground at five but they don't open up until seven. I'm just sitting there, listening to the radio.

He's disappeared to Azerbaijan, or somewhere ridiculous in the world.

I don't think there is any place in football for drinking. I have said on several occasions to players: You don't put diesel in a Ferrari.

It's like being on the Titanic and seeing there's only one lifeboat left.

Journalist: 'Have you received any death threats?' Harry Redknapp: 'Only from the wife when I didn't do the washing up!'.

I took Kanu on the Tuesday before the first game of the season because I never had any strikers. He said he hadn't kicked a ball since last season and I asked him if he'd been training.

Luckily they had a stupid on their side too.

I didn't know anything about it, I swear. Nor did Dave Bassett. We were sitting there saying 'What's happening here?'. It is frightening. A nightmare.

Samassi Abou don’t speak the English too good.

There are those who dance the notes and those who dance the music.

It's not enough to just swing at the ball. You've got to loosen your girdle and really let it fly.

One of my biggest pet peeves is well-dressed designers. If you spend that much time thinking about your own clothes, you're not spending enough time thinking about what you're designing.

There is absolutely no one, apart from yourself, who can prevent you, in the middle of the night, from sneaking down to tidy up the edges of that hunk of cheese at the back of the fridge.

I have broken my collarbone twice in a year.

People who don't drink are afraid of revealing themselves.

It's lonely on the top when there's no one on the bottom.

I get satisfaction out of seeing stuff that makes real change in the real world. We need a lot more of that and a lot less abstract stuff.

I thought that spring must last forevermore, For I was young and loved, and it was May.

All of the land of Israel is ours.