The only "right" answer is one that can be questioned.

When inspiration comes life is lived in the moment and peace descends. When inspiration leaves thoughts turn to violently killing time

Simplicity takes time, patience & practice. Complexity offers too many excuses for failure

Humanity enveloped in entropy desperately seeking symmetry for peace of mind

Royal blood isn't blue, it is a jaundiced shade of red and riddled with broken chromosomes

We don't fall in love, we fall in lust. We ascend to love.

I obviously invented Solipsism

True Love Isn't Hearts & Flowers. It's Blood & Guts & Bouquets Of Barbed Wire

Those who understand the true nature of humanity are always loners.

The ego camouflages itself like a fox born and raised in a hen house. Its only worry is that you fail to notice its presence every so often and start acting without fear

Corporatism trying to redeem itself through charity is akin to a serial killer offering to pay a fine for his crimes.

One day, I will tell my story... where I came from and where I am now and how I remained positive.

You know, I think I was always intrigued by theater since I was a small child.

Vampires should never say Uh-Oh!!

Ever since I had that interview in which I said I was bisexual it seems twice as many people wave at me in the streets.

Slogan-making is not poetry.

Let the mind be enlarged... to the grandeur of the mysteries, and not the mysteries contracted to the narrowness of the mind

It's not that it's so good with money, but that it's so bad without it.

People of art should never get married and have children, because it's a selfish experience.

People who are good at stand-up, they sort of seem to have to do it. Something within them makes them have to go on the road.

Love and dignity cannot share the same abode.