The only sentence that begins with 'I' that's true of me is I'm full of shit.

The missing piece in his stomach hurt so much-and eventually he stopped thinking about the Theorem and wondered only how something that isn't there can hurt you.

I just want to do something that matters. Or be something that matters. I just want to matter.

I figured something out. The future is unpredictable.

Do you know what your problem is? You can't live with the idea that someone might leave.

He liked the mere act of reading, the magic of turning scratches on a page into words inside his head.

The future lay before him, inevitable but invisible.

All hurt is brain hurt.

Ergo: girls should always make the first move, because (a) they are, on the whole, less likely to be rejected than guys, (b) that way, girls will never get kissed unless they want to be kissed.

Maybe life is not about accomplishing some bullshit markers.

People are supposed to care. It's good that people mean something to you, that you miss people when they're gone.

There is no better designer than nature.

All the measurement in the world is useless if you don't make any changes based on the data.

I wanted it to look like real cooking in someone's real home or just so out-of-there bizarre that it would be fun.

Democracies do not go to war. War is not our expression of thought.

The more lucidly we think, the more we are cut off: the more deeply we enter into reality, the less we can think.

One of these days you're going to wake up," William finally said, "and I will have shaved you, Everywhere." (Paris) "Won't make a difference. Women will still want me.

Experience is retrospect knowledge.

I see myself as a storyteller, I don't mind if the story is fact or fiction, if it's a good story I'd like to tell it.

To play in the World Cup and try to win something for England was the ultimate.

But we need to quit taxing people upon death. No taxation without respiration.