The only single guy driving a minivan is a guy whose mother bought the van 16 years ago...

The great appeal of baseball, among the great appeals, it's a game without time. It is a pastoral game that is separated from time.

And believe it or not, a new record from Philly's greatest, the Roots. It's kind of bitter sweet, to be honest. Well, maybe not so bitter. It's called "Rising Down."

The lie is, even if you do work out, you'll never look like Madonna. That's the lie.

I guess that's the major difference between '80s-club Madonna and today's Madonna is she can get anyone she wants to show up in the studio for her.

Turkey's great if you're one of those people who can't sleep on planes because when the tryptophan kicks in, it's no problem.

Friday means popcorn and multiplexes, speaking of movies, and it is the multi that is the problem. So many movie screens. The struggle of what to put on them.

I’m the one who requires a nice scratch behind my ears, and then I’ll tap my toe, and that’ll be fine.

Don't the great tales never end?""No, they never end as tales, " said Frodo. "But the people in them come, and go when their part's ended. Our part will end later – or sooner.

My zeal hath consumed me.

All that I am, or hope to be, I owe to my angel mother.

Stop acting as if life is a rehearsal. Live this day as if it were your last. The past is over and gone. The future is not guaranteed.

The consumption society has made us feel that happiness lies in having things, and has failed to teach us the happiness of not having things.

Advertising reaches out to touch the fantasy part of people's lives. And you know, most people's fantasies are pretty sad.

To be successful in life what you need is education.

I leave the hip thrusts to Michael Jackson.

The essence of femininity is to absolutely love being a woman.

You might say it was my return to the living that launched me as a singer. I was placed in an oxygen tent, and the doctors brought me back to life.